What do you want for Christmas?
Here's my list (in no particular order)
I'd like a REAL magic wand that really works, not one of those cheesy plastic ones from the magic store with glitter inside. I already tried one of those and it didn't work. :-(
A cool exotic bottle encrusted with rare gems and has a REAL genie in it (preferably female with nice boobies and a sweet booty) and 3 or 4 wishes that haven't been all used up yet... completely restriction-free wishes.. none of that "you can't wish for more wishes.." BS!
A REAL time machine that will not only let me travel into the past and future, but will let me jetison out into space, or to Africa, or even down the street to the convenience store. And, comes with a built in theft alarm, genuine leather seat with built-in bum massage, and some fuzzy dice to hang from the rear/front view mirror.